The Tin Woodman of Oz by L. Frank Baum

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It puzzled me to answer that properly, until I had looked over some of the letters I have received. My sister, who is writing this for me, reads me the Oz books, but I wish I could read them myself." Always your loving and grateful friend, L. FRANK BAUM. But then, these two quaint persons never slept. Why should they sleep, when they never tired? he asked. asked Woot the Wanderer, after a moment's thought. "Very good!" "Tell me who you are, and whence you come." "That is not kind of them," declared the Tin Woodman. "So do I," added the Scarecrow, nodding. cried the Emperor of the Winkies; "how careless of me not to remember that wanderers are usually hungry. "That," replied the tin man, "is a long story." "The longer the better," said the boy. asked Woot. "How dreadful!" cried Woot the Wanderer. "He was, indeed," admitted the Emperor. But, alas! "But Nimmie Amee found me. There is no temper in your new head, so you will not get angry with me. "I think she was a very nice girl," said Woot the Wanderer. "I see," said the boy, thoughtfully. She said she still loved me, but I found that I no longer loved her. My tin body contained no heart, and without a heart no one can love. asked Woot. There I stood, unable to move hand or foot. "No," said the Scarecrow, correcting him, "Dorothy says the Witch turned to dust, and the wind scattered the dust in every direction." asked the boy. It can't be a very Kind Heart, you know." "Why not?" demanded the Emperor. "Will you accompany me on this errand?" asked the Tin Emperor. "Beautiful things may be admired, if not loved," asserted the Tin Man. "Flowers are beautiful, for instance, but we are not inclined to marry them. Duty, on the contrary, is a bugle call to action, whether you are inclined to act, or not. In this case, I obey the bugle call of duty." "I don't hear any bugle, but when do we go?" "As soon as we can get ready," answered the Emperor. His hands were white cotton gloves stuffed with fine straw. asked the boy. "Why, the Country will run itself," answered the Emperor. announced the Tin Woodman, proudly. "I shall have a tin gown made for her, with tin ruffles and tucks on it, and she shall have tin slippers, and tin earrings and bracelets, and wear a tin crown on her head. "I think not," was the reply. "Why, that is easy," the Tin Man assured him. "That may prove a dangerous journey," replied the boy. "I used to live in one of the top corners of the Gillikin Country, near to Oogaboo, and I have been told that in this northland country are many people whom it is not pleasant to meet. The safest way is the best way, even for one who is brave and determined." "Do not worry, for we shall not go far to the north," said the Emperor. "You two miss a great deal by not eating," he said to his companions. "It is true," responded the Scarecrow. Of course Woot and the Tin Woodman now listened, because they could not do otherwise--unless they rudely ran away from their stuffed comrade. It creaks when I walk, And it thrills when I talk, And its fragrance is fine, for a fact. asked Woot, rubbing the sleep from his eyes with his knuckles and giving three wide yawns to prove he was fully awake. "A Sign," said the Tin Woodman. "A Sign, and another path." They wore no clothes on their puffy bodies, nor had they any hair. Their noses were as puffy as the rest of them. "Are they rubber, do you think?" asked the Scarecrow, who noticed that the creatures bounded, as they moved, and seemed almost as light as air. cried the biggest Loon of all; "we've got 'em safe; so let's carry 'em to King Bal and have 'em tried, and condemned and perforated!" I see 'em. "I'm 'fraid so, your Majesty. "Keep your advice to yourself," said the monarch, in a peeved tone. "Who's King here, anyhow? "There!" Get the pump working, some of you, and blow him up again." "All right," grumbled the King. "Get to work, Til," commanded King Bal. "We captured them," replied one of the Loons. "Perhaps we'll condemn 'em and puncture 'em," answered the King. Let's try it, and see." "No, no!" yelled Panta, "I'm not big enough yet." "You're as big as you're going to be," declared the King. "If we do we'll break your skin," replied the King. "Now pump up the other one," ordered the King. "Very well done, my Wanderer," said the Tin Woodman. the boy asked his companions. "Let him alone," suggested the Scarecrow. "No," said the Tin Woodman, "that would not be just fair. "Well said, my friend," agreed tile Scarecrow. The castle was high and broad and long, but had no turrets and towers. "Looks to me as if nobody lived there." "If friendly people happen to live here," said Woot. "I shall be glad of a bed; but should enemies occupy the place, I prefer to sleep upon the ground." "Yes, yes," said the Tin Emperor, nodding; "I also remember Mr. Yoop. It had closed of its own accord, as if by magic. It grew brighter, until they could see their surroundings distinctly. She continued eating, but smiled in a curious way as she looked at them. said she, buttering another biscuit. asked Woot, looking gravely at the big woman. "Wicked enemies. Often he kicked me on my shins, when I wouldn't wait on him. inquired Woot. But I am not your enemy; not yet, anyhow. asked the Tin Woodman, in amazement. "She was," said the Giantess; "but now she's a canary-bird. inquired Woot, who had heard tales of lovely Polychrome and was much interested in her. "We are very important people," declared the Tin Woodman. "All the better," she replied. For I mean to keep you here as long as I live, to amuse me when I get lonely. And," she added slowly, "in this Valley no one ever dies." "Let them come," she returned, with an accent of scorn. asked Woot earnestly. "No," said Woot, "I prefer to remain as I am." "You are little, and you're weak; as you are, you're not much account, anyhow. she replied. "I don't eat, thank you," said the Scarecrow. "Nor do I," said the Tin Woodman. Also Woot had to tell his story, which was very simple and did not take long. "But Ozma is a fairy," said the Tin Woodman, "and therefore she is very powerful. Also, we are under Ozma's protection, and to injure us in any way would make her extremely angry." Good night, and pleasant dreams." she asked Woot. Which would you prefer, Woot the Wanderer?" "Your magic food might taste good, but I'm afraid of it." asked the Scarecrow, uneasily. But he was still tin. He was a Tin Owl, with tin legs and beak and eyes and feathers. And, on my word, a Tin Owl is so rare and pretty that it is an improvement on the ordinary bird. I did not intend to make you tin, but I forgot to wish you to be meat. He had worried more over what might happen to Woot than to himself, but now he began to worry about himself. It may even be called rude, considering we are your guests." "You are not guests, for I did not invite you here," she replied. We threw ourselves upon your mercy, so to speak, and we now find you have no mercy. she asked, frowning. "Oh, indeed! Woot was amazed, but he was also thoroughly frightened. "No, of course not," growled the Scarecrow in the Bear's form; "but I don't like walking on four legs; it's undignified." "Consider my humiliation!" chirped the Tin Owl, trying to settle its tin feathers smoothly with its tin beak. "And I can't see very well, either. So now," she added, turning to the boy, "it is your turn." "Don't you think you'd better leave me as I am?" asked Woot in a trembling voice. "No," she replied, "I'm going to make a Monkey of you. His hands and feet were now those of a monkey. He realized he really was a monkey, and his first feeling was one of anger. "Very good," said the Giantess. "Quite comfortable," said the Owl. "I don't like it, to be sure, but I'm not going to allow my new form to make me unhappy. "You are only good to make me laugh," replied the Giantess. asked; the bird, in a sweet, low voice. "There!" "How dreadful it all is!" sighed the Canary. But how did she manage to get you, Polychrome?" "Had I been awake, I could easily have protected myself." "You cannot open any door or window in this enchanted castle unless you are wearing the Magic Apron," said the Canary. asked the Tin Owl, in a curious voice. "The lace one, which the Giantess always wears. cried Woot the Monkey. And do not forget, before you escape, to take me with you. Once I am out of the power of the Giantess, I may discover a way to save us all." "No," declared Polychrome, "I cannot advise you as to that. The little Brown Bear curled up in a corner and lay still all day. asked the Green Monkey. "Yes, for I've been watching her for weeks," said the Canary. "Well, we have escaped the big woman, to be sure," remarked the Green Monkey, "but we still wear the awful forms the cruel yookoohoo gave us. "I'm hungry," said Woot, when he wakened, for his knapsack of food had been left behind at the castle. "There is no use in your lugging my cage any farther," declared the Canary. "Let me out, and throw the cage away. Also I can search for water, and tell you where to find it." They agreed to this and promptly set off, this time moving more deliberately. "There is some truth in that, my friend," remarked the Brown Bear. "Consider my case, please," said Woot. It lies in the Quadling Country, you know, so it is a good way from here." So they continued on to the edge of the forest, which consisted of many tall and beautiful trees. cried the Jaguar, in a disappointed voice; "then you must be a magic Bear, or enchanted, and I must seek my breakfast from among your companions." "My friends are enchanted, also," said the little Brown Bear. asked the Jaguar. "Yes. The Owl is tin, so you couldn't possibly eat him. cried the beast, with a long-drawn sigh of disappointment; "he's gone, and now I shall have no breakfast." "No, indeed," answered the Jaguar. asked the Jaguar. "I am sure it would. "Give me a couple of fat rabbits," said the beast. No, indeed. "Well, three or four squirrels, then," pleaded the Jaguar. demanded the Canary, indignantly. asked the beast. "Not a tin one, you know, but a real meat owl." "Give me a fish, then; there's a river a little way off," proposed the Jaguar. asked the Canary. "He ought to like that." "There!" said the Scarecrow Bear, solemnly. Of course he had never seen Dragons before, yet there was no mistaking them, for they were unlike any other living creatures. "I'm hungry." "Why not?" asked the little Dragon. "How old are you now?" asked Woot, forgetting his own dangerous position in his interest in the conversation. "Why, I'm--I'm--How old am I, Father?" asked the little Dragon. returned the big one, impatiently. "How old am I, Father?" "About six hundred and thirty, I believe. Ask your mother." "I didn't know you were here, and I didn't know I was going to fall in," explained Woot. You're in no hurry, are you?" asked the great Dragon. "No, indeed," cried Woot. "Take your time. "He is too small," said the father. "To eat this one Green Monkey would only serve to make you hungry for more, and there are no more." The littlest Dragon darted after Woot and the others turned their unwieldy bodies in his direction and followed, flashing from their eyes and mouths flames which lighted up the entire cavern. "Oh, indeed!" returned the Green Monkey, in a tone both sorry and startled. Farewell, Friend Monkey. There are too many dangers lurking here to suit me, and Glinda may be able to restore us to our proper forms." "If we turn south now," the Tin Owl replied, "we might go straight into the Emerald City. "That is one of the penalties of having brains," remarked the Tin Owl with a sigh. "I have had no brains since I was a man of meat, and so I never worry. "Now I feel myself more safe," said the Scarecrow Bear. "I know this country pretty well, having been made here by a Munchkin farmer and having wandered over these lovely blue lands many times. asked Woot, the Green Monkey. "No," said Woot. "Jinjur is a girl," explained the Scarecrow Bear. "It was certainly a pleasant expression," agreed Woot. It was a good quality of straw, too, and lasted me a long time." asked the Scarecrow Bear, sitting on his haunches and regarding Tommy Kwikstep with a serious look. "No; it was wished on me," replied Tommy, with a sigh. "I used to be very active and loved to run errands for anyone who needed my services. I could run an errand more quickly than any other boy, and so I was very proud of myself. Of course I consented and, taking the medicine, I hurried away. It was a long distance, mostly up hill, and my legs began to grow weary. You may count them, if you doubt my word." "I hope so, too," said the Scarecrow. "That sounds very pretty," returned Tommy Kwikstep, "but if you had to put on ten pair of trousers every morning, and tie up twenty shoes, you would prefer not to be so distinguished." "No," said Tommy Kwikstep. "Then she wasn't Old Mombi," remarked the transformed Emperor. asked Woot. "Perhaps so, if I could run another errand for her and so earn another wish." asked Polychrome the Canary, perching upon the Green Monkey's shoulder to observe Tommy Kwikstep more attentively. "I would, indeed," was the earnest reply. Leave me two of my legs, or I shall be worse off than before." "I know," said the Canary. asked Woot the Monkey. The front door stood open, but no one was inside. They looked through the fields for the girl farmer, but she was nowhere to be seen. When she returns, she will be greatly surprised." asked the Green Monkey. "No, indeed; Jinjur is very generous. Help yourself to all you want," said the Scarecrow Bear. "Well, for my part, I am glad he did," responded the Canary. asked the Green Monkey earnestly. In them lies our only hope. Unless they can help us, we must remain forever as we are." "I feel the same way," announced the stuffed Bear. "She'd laugh till she cried," admitted the Tin Owl. "For my part, I'll have to give up the notion of marrying Nimmie Amee, but I'll try not to let that make me unhappy. But he found the opening too small, and so was forced to drop down again. "Stop, Jinjur--stop!" cried the Brown Bear, when the broom again threatened him. "Don't you know me? "Who is Mrs. "I was, Jinjur. cried Jinjur, amazed; "that Giantess must be a powerful Sorceress, and as wicked as she is powerful." "She's a yookoohoo," said Polychrome. "I took you to be a lot of wild, unmannerly animals, as was quite natural. Please use my house and all that I have, as if it were your own." "Well, you need renovating, and that's what will happen to you, right away. she commanded. "What are you going to do?" asked Woot. "Give you a good scrubbing," said Jinjur. Look at me, Woot; what am I?" Woot looked at her. "You're as pretty a girl as I've ever seen," he replied. That is, she tried hard to frown. The little dog's name was Toto, and he was Dorothy's faithful companion. Oz was not always a fairyland, I am told. Ozma herself, being a real fairy, knew a lot of magic, but she only used it to benefit her subjects. She asked Ozma about it, but Ozma did not know. "Yes," answered Ozma, "she must be punished for this cruelty to our friends, and to the poor boy who is with them." I may not succeed, but I shall do the best I can. Would you like to go with me, Dorothy?" She merely told him where to go. asked Dorothy "Don't you know?" returned the Canary. "No; for the first time we noticed you in the Magic Picture, you were just a bird, as you are now. cried Dorothy. "How dreadful." "Ozma will help you, I'm sure," said Dorothy. she asked, addressing her old friend. "I don't like it," declared the Scarecrow Bear. "You have all been forced to endure a sad experience," said Ozma, "and so I am anxious to do all in my power to break Mrs. Yoop's enchantments. cried the Brown Bear, and tried clumsily to dance a jig of delight. Anyhow, I shall test my magic at once, and see if it will do what I have promised." "I shall have to experiment on you, Polychrome, and I may fail in all my attempts." Finally, however, she experimented in another way. "Never mind," she said to him. asked Woot, a sinking feeling at his heart. Ozma herself answered him. "Your form of enchantment, my poor boy," she said pityingly, "is different from that of the others. "No," was the reply. asked Ozma. she continued. "Leave me out of your magic, please," said Toto, with a reproachful growl. "And I wouldn't become a dog," said Woot. "A green monkey is much better than a dog, it seems to me." "That is only a matter of opinion," answered Toto. "Now, here's another idea," said the Scarecrow. cried Jinjur. "Leave me out of it," said Toto. "I won't do it." asked Jinjur, pleadingly. "No," said Toto. "I don't like that plan the least bit," declared Dorothy, "for then I wouldn't have any little dog." "I don't want a green monkey," said Dorothy positively. "Don't speak of this again, I beg of you," said Woot. I've been a monkey for some time, now, and I don't like it. Very well, we do not wish to get rid of it. The magic ceremonial was ended, and Ozma of Oz had triumphed over the wicked Giantess. said Dorothy, as she drew a long breath. "Anyhow, it serves her right," declared Dorothy, and all agreed with her. "Why, she'll eat what other monkeys do," returned the Scarecrow. "She didn't worry about you, and her condition is no worse than the condition she imposed on poor Woot. "You are, indeed," answered the Scarecrow. "But I'm afraid you don't love Nimmie Amee," suggested Dorothy. asked Dorothy. "I'm quite sure of it, and that is why I am going to her to make her happy. What do you think, Ozma?" She hinted, but she found he didn't take the hint. "He is simply wonderful," declared the Tin Woodman. "I shall be glad to make his acquaintance," said Woot. But after we had oiled him up, he was as good as new and accompanied us to the Emerald City." "You cannot be far from your old home, in that case," said Woot. "No; my little cabin stands not a great way off, but there is no occasion for us to visit it. asked the boy. "She did, but she doesn't," was the reply. Lead on, your Majesty, since you know the way, and we will follow." In one of his hands was held a long, gleaming sword. This tin man bore a sword, while the Tin Woodman bore an axe. gasped Woot. There was no reply "Can't you see he's rusted, just as you were once?" asked Polychrome, laughing again. Thank you. I can now talk. asked Woot, when they had all watched this strange tin person parade up and down the path and proudly flourish his sword. cried the Tin Woodman, sadly perplexed; "how came you to be made of tin?" When I lost my legs I went to the tinsmith, Ku-Klip, and he made me some tin legs. When I lost my arms, Ku-Klip made me tin arms, and when I lost my head he made me this fine one out of tin. "She is called Nimmie Amee," said the Tin Soldier. "Not at first," admitted the Soldier. "That is me," said the Tin Woodman. She said a tin man appealed to her artistic instincts more than an ordinary meat man, as I was then. She enchanted my sword, as I said, and then my troubles began. "The day of our wedding was set, and it turned out to be a rainy day. In my mind I composed poetry and sang songs, but not a sound have I been able to utter. said the Scarecrow, heaving a stuffy, long sigh. "Well, you see I had promised to marry her, and I am an honest man and always try to keep my promises. I didn't like to disappoint the poor girl, who had been disappointed by one tin man already." "The girl should be permitted to choose her own husband," asserted Polychrome. "You should both go to her and allow her to take her choice. "May I ask your name, sir?" he continued. "Very well; and if we meet the Witch, we will both fight her--you with your axe and I with my sword." "She would want company, of course, and so I believe she has gone where other people live." proposed Polychrome. It was a pretty place, all painted dark blue with trimmings of lighter blue. There was a neat blue fence around the yard and several blue benches had been placed underneath the shady blue trees which marked the line between forest and plain. There was a blue lawn before the house, which was a good sized building. "My experience was much the same," said the Tin Soldier. "I used to bring all the parts of me, which the enchanted sword had cut away, here to the tinsmith, and Ku-Klip would put them into the barrel." inquired Woot. "Yes, the tin bodies are best," agreed the Tin Soldier. said the Tin Woodman, staring hard. Good morning, sir!" "You have the advantage of me," replied the Head. "No, of course not," said the other. "For, curious as it may seem to you, my memory is not good since my separation from the rest of me. asked the Emperor. "I don't know." cried the Tin Woodman in astonishment. "Don't ask me," replied the Head. "For my part, I'm not anxious to claim relationship with any common, manufactured article, like you. You may be all right in your class, but your class isn't my class. You're tin." If your hair was combed, you'd be quite attractive." demanded the Head, indignantly. "I used to keep it smooth and neat, when I had arms, but after I was removed from the rest of me, my hair got mussed, and old Ku-Klip never has combed it for me." "I'll speak to him about it," said the Tin Woodman. "Oh; do you think, then?" "I used to think." What have you thought about, in all that time?" Then, of course, I quit thinking." "Don't you know what happiness is?" But no other head was to be found on any of the shelves. "And then to kiss it good-bye," added the Scarecrow. "And I don't see what right you folks have to disturb my peace and comfort, either." "You belong to me," the Tin Woodman declared. "You and I are one." "We've been parted," asserted the Head. Sit down. Sit down, all of you--if you can find anything to sit on--and tell me why you are here." Would you like me to--" "No, indeed!" "No," said Woot, "we are not here to seek your skill, but have merely come to you for information." "Yes, we know all about those Silver Shoes," said the Scarecrow. asked the Tin Woodman. "No, Nimmie Amee did not mention her friend's name, and I did not ask her. asked Woot. showing them his finger, "it is as good as ever it was. "Very true," said the Tin Soldier. "I quite agree with you," said the Tin Woodman. "Let me think a minute," replied Ku-Klip. inquired Woot. And he's quite a curiosity, too. asked the Tin Woodman anxiously. After the body was completed, I glued two fine legs and feet onto it. There was an extra leg in the barrel, but I could find only one arm. declared the Tin Soldier, gloomily. "As an assistant," the old tinsmith continued, "Chopfyt was not a success. Indeed, you are the only ones who know of it, and you may keep the secret to yourselves, if you wish to." "Never mind Chopfyt," said the Scarecrow. It all depends on the weather. They shook their heads, and Polychrome laughed again and danced on after them when they resumed their journey. "Why?" asked Polychrome, dancing around the group of travelers. "For my part," said the Tin Woodman, "I do not think at all, but allow my velvet heart to guide me at all times." So I try not to think. But the others were solemn, feeling they had been rebuked, and tramped on in silence. Yet there he stood, alone. He reached out his hands, but he could not see them. cried the voice of the Tin Soldier. asked the Tin Woodman reproachfully. "I did, but I couldn't see you," said the Tin Soldier. "It's the same way with me," admitted the Tin Woodman. "No, indeed," answered the Rainbow's Daughter; "we've all become invisible." "How did it happen, do you suppose?" "Well, what are we to do about it?" "All right," said Woot, jumping up, "give me your hand, Polychrome. "Here," she answered. "Whistle, Woot, and keep whistling until I come to you." But my joints all work, so I guess I can walk." "I smell straw!" "I smell straw, and I'm a Hip-po-gy-raf who loves straw and eats all he can find. Pooh, you're no good! "I don't like this invisible country," said Woot with a shudder. "Why?" asked the boy. she said, with another burst of merry laughter. Woot and the Scarecrow looked, and the tin men looked at themselves. "It was the collision," said the Tin Woodman regretfully. "You shouldn't have stood where I was walking." "You shouldn't have walked where I was standing," replied the Tin Woodman. "Yes, the ditch is the most important thing, just now," added Woot. Oh, how I love straw! said the Tin Woodman, warningly, "or I'll chop you with my axe." said the Tin Soldier, "or I'll cut you with my sword." asked the Hip-po-gy-raf, in a disappointed voice. "Well, we can go back again," suggested Woot. "True," said the Hip-po; "and if you do, you'll be as disappointed as I am. That's some comfort, anyhow." the boy asked the beast. "Ah, I see you are a philosopher," remarked the Scarecrow. "No, I'm just a Hip-po-gy-raf," was the reply. We can sit on your big head, one at a time, and then you can lift us across." "Yes; I can, it is true," answered the Hip-po; "but I refuse to do it. Unless--" he added, and stopped short. asked Polychrome. "No," said the Rainbow's Daughter, "that is too high a price to pay. "I know," agreed the Hip-po-gy-raf. "That's why I want it. If it was old, musty straw, I wouldn't care for it." "Please lift us across," pleaded Polychrome. Give him my straw, and carry the rest of me with you across the ditch. "Very well, then; you may keep your head," said the beast. "M-m-m-mum, but that was a fine dinner!" Sit on my head, one at a time, and I'll land you safely on the other side." "What can we do about that leg, anyhow?" asked Woot, appealing to Polychrome. cried the Emperor, again standing erect and strutting around to show his fine figure. Thank you very much." "Oh, yes; the hay," said Woot. "What are you waiting for, Captain Fyter?" "It's a very small house," Woot declared. "The way to find out is to knock on the door and ask," replied the Tin Woodman. asked the boy. "No, indeed; Nimmie Amee is a full sized woman." "Let's go down," suggested the Scarecrow. He knocked again, but not a sound was heard. "Then someone surely lives here," said Woot, and knocked again. "Oh; it's a pig!" If you are butchers, you'd better run away and avoid trouble." "We are not butchers," the Tin Woodman assured her. As for me, I'm rather hungry, but there is plenty of food in your garden to satisfy me." Butchers have reason to be afraid of me, but you are safe. asked the Scarecrow. "Help yourself," replied Professor Swyne. "A pleasant journey," said the Professor. asked the Scarecrow, who was a great friend of children. "I know the Nine Tiny Piglets," said the Tin Woodman. "So do I," said the Scarecrow. inquired Mrs. Squealina Swyne, in an anxious voice. asked Mrs. Swyne. "Everyone in the Emerald City is happy," said the Tin Woodman. he asked in surprise. he replied. In order to make sure of this, let me try another place." "No," he said, "it isn't glass. "Air," replied a small voice beside him. "Oh; it's a wall, is it?" said the Tin Woodman. "Yes, it is really a wall," answered the rabbit, "and it is fully six feet thick." inquired Captain Fyter, the Tin Soldier. "Oh, ever so high; perhaps a mile," said the rabbit. asked Woot. they all exclaimed in surprise. "Yes," answered the rabbit. asked the Tin Woodman anxiously. "Yes, indeed," said the rabbit. continued the Emperor. "No; she seems quite happy," asserted the rabbit. Instead, he gazed at the Rainbow's Daughter admiringly. asked Polychrome. "Will you allow us to pass through it, if we are able to?" inquired Polychrome. "Yes, indeed," answered the Blue Rabbit. at me, which made me nervous. he asked eagerly. "I can try," answered Polychrome, with a smile. "I'm coming after, to see how you get along. Outside the hole, and waiting for him, he found all his friends. "So far, so good!" said Captain Fyter, sorrowfully. So make your choice." "So have I," announced Captain Fyter. cried the tin twins, together. asked the voice. They hesitated how to reply, so Woot answered for them: "By means of magic." "Oh," said the unseen girl. "Are you friends, or foes?" they all exclaimed. cried the tin twins. "Don't you know me, Nimmie?" said the Tin Woodman. "Don't you know me, my dear?" said the Tin Soldier. "Come in," she said, leading the way inside. The man now turned toward them, still scowling. "You're just a mix-up," declared the Emperor. For, being my guests, it is not polite for you to insult my husband." "Yes," said she. "So did I," said the Tin Soldier. "I could not know that, of course," asserted Nimmie Amee. "All I knew was that neither of you came to marry me, as you had promised to do. But men are not scarce in the Land of Oz. He even had a tin arm, and that reminded me of you the more. "But, listen, Nimmie Amee!" They looked at her bewildered, for the facts in the case were too puzzling to be grasped at once. "It is all the fault of old Ku-Klip," muttered the Tin Woodman. There are times when I have to chide him gently, both with my tongue and with my broomstick. But he is my husband, and I must make the best of him." "No," said Nimmie Amee; "I think I'll keep the husband I now have. I advise you to go back to your own homes and forget me, as I have forgotten you." laughed Polychrome, dancing. asked the Tin Soldier. asked the Tin Woodman. "Mercy, no," she answered. I don't care for society, or pomp, or posing. "That sounds to me like a hint," he said. "For my part," said the Tin Soldier, "I am not sorry to be free. "Yes," agreed the Soldier, "we have much to be thankful for." "Come along, then!" "No," said Woot, "Chopfyt is a regular grouch. He might have wished us a pleasant journey, at the very least." "It will save me from getting soaked and soggy." "It will save me from rusting," said the Tin Soldier. asked Woot. "Why, she's gone!" It's wicked to be wasteful, isn't it?" It puzzled Ozma, for a time, to decide what to do with the Tin Soldier.