Jack of No Trades by Evelyn E. Smith

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_I was psick of Psi powers, not having any. "Boys, boys!" he reproved us. "Danny, you ought to be ashamed of yourself--picking on poor Kev." "Sorry, fella," Dan apologized to me. "Wrinkles," he grumbled to himself. "Wrinkles. Being a mere primitive, I couldn't help laughing. "Danny, you fumbler!" she screamed. Danny erupted from the kitchen. "I don't see why you have to set the table at all," she retorted. Even Kev could." "Oh, I am sorry, Kevin." Father looked at me, then at her. I grinned. He reached for his juice. she called. "Oh, all right." Tim looked at me narrowly. It'll come out some day, you'll see." He smiled at me. "It won't work, Tim. "He means it. Mother smiled sadly at my thoughts, but I didn't let that discourage me. Mother, as I said, was a psychiatrist. Tim was a meteorologist. Only I had no job, no profession, no place in life. Pity, such a talented family, to have a defective." I didn't have a girl, either. Exploring space should have been my hope. Tim shot back at her. I asked, trying not to snap. "Uh-uh." "And hostile. "Of course. Everybody on Earth hoped for peace. Everybody, that is, except me. I looked at her. I couldn't see it, of course, and she knew that, with her wretched talent for stripping away my feeble attempts at privacy. I looked at her and liked what I saw. She was blonde and pretty. "My name's Lucy," she giggled. "Hey, quit that!" And there was no kindness at all in the _you_. It was all there, but not in the right place, and it wasn't pretty. I looked at that smashed face again and all the first-aid lessons I'd had flew out of my head as if some super-psi had plucked them from me. The man was bleeding terribly. The first thing to do, I figured sickly, was mop it up. Then I heard her gasp. I looked at my patient and my mouth dropped open. Not even a scar. he asked. "Touch some of the others, quick!" Everybody in the room was looking at me in the way I had always dreamed of being looked at. I couldn't have imagined all those horrors. But the horrors soon weren't horrors any more. I felt ... well, good. I asked, a little jealously. "Of course," she smiled. "Scrofula, wasn't it? She nodded. "I'm your assistant, Kev," she said shyly. I looked at her. "I--I hope you want me," she went on, coyness now mixing with apprehension. I gave her shoulder a squeeze. "I do want you, Lucy. More than I can tell you now. My patients were waiting for me. It was wonderful. I began to love everybody. Lucy asked me one day. I gave her an incredulous glance. "Of course you should help them. Then the truth, as I thought, dawned on me. Peace once more. I wasn't needed any more. I was a celebrity. Mother smiled approvingly--Tim, a little sadly. She dropped my arm. Mother frowned. Sylvia snorted. "Sylvia," my mother said. "Please." "I can support my family." Tim sighed. The months went on. Even the Lucy business. My mother said it was, anyhow. Once. It was a ghastly evening. I didn't know. I took Lucy home that evening. "I understand. And you mustn't feel bound, either." But she hadn't. "Well, good-by, Lucy." Now it was too late for asking. "Yes, Mother," Sylvia said gloomily. Knowing now how she must feel, I could feel sorry for her. Oh, the devil with it, I thought. "The--you know, the Panacetic Pills." "Too late for that, honey. Tim looked at me. "Be careful, Kev," he said anxiously. "I don't know exactly." "You might have been a little more explicit," I complained. Danny looked sadly at the wreckage. "I can heal trees," I said. "So try the table," Sylvia proposed. Danny looked at me hopefully. So did mine, as a matter of fact. Like that. "My boy," she breathed adoringly. Everybody looked at him. "Be glad to help you out, Dan. And the same goes for you, Sylvie. Sylvia sighed. Intangibles." She smiled. "Maybe." When he came back, he was smiling. "For you, Sylvie. Lennie." Danny said. Hey, where are you going?" "To catch a helibus," I said.